Psychoanalyze Yourself, Don't read ahead, just copy and paste the following into a NEW bulletin BEFORE you read my answers. Then answer the following questions one at a time WITHOUT LOOKING AHEAD with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means at the end.
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
stacey teague
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
cat
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
it has a look and then scurries away
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house, what size is it?
it's like a decent sized terrace house that is surprisingly roomy
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
ish
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table is covered with?
foood
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
i dunno
8. What do you do with the cup you find?
oh it's polystyrene, someone's been bloody littering haven't they. i pick it up, obviously.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what kind is it?
lake
10. How do you cross that body of water?
there happens to be a boat also upon this lake
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The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome
at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your relationships.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
oh no i crushed my cup under my shoe
ReplyDelete1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
ReplyDeleteMy brother
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Maybe it occasionally tries to kill me.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house, what size is it?
Small. Really really small. Like cramped. But comfortable and warm.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes. Hedge.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table is covered with?
Cutlery and plates and stuff. Salt and pepper.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
metal like at a hare krishna restaurant.
8. What do you do with the cup you find?
Clean it and put it in my bag.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what kind is it?
river.
10. How do you cross that body of water?
wade through that shit.
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
ReplyDeleteMarky
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
fox
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
it watches me
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house, what size is it?
small, like a beach house
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table is covered with?
A vase of flowers
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
plastic cup, like off a soup container
8. What do you do with the cup you find?
Tip it upside down and then put it in my pocket
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what kind is it?
Ocean
10. How do you cross that body of water?
Swim