jst whatevs idek

i want your half hearted half hugs

seems like the jubilee line is always just a lil smelly

kept thinking the smog lyric 'well they say black is all colours at once' when stepping from the pavement to the road

the way to pronounce fings is the way the train announcements do

brb jst changeing at baker street


a body in constant need of repair

who will be the person i do cuddles with next

leaning over my knees whilst on the toilet wanting to fold myself v small


these words have different shapes but they all mean 'i miss you. i'm coming back'

mother & middle aged son on the train
son: i was debauched
mother: do i ask with who...

hearing 'put it in a butthole' in my head to the tune of 'moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches'

on the train young mum yells at baby to shut up, sister with cornrows tries to give advice like 'calm down, we're nearly home'


every time after work i want to tweet 'thanks to everyone who spoke to me on the phone today'

when i see beautiful people on the train i think 'jeeze london, why you so sexy????' in crispin's voice

whats so great about portland street

im a grimy fella dw bout it

making lists of the list type blog posts i want to do


just thought 'these bags are HEAVY' in will smith's voice re: my eyes lol

just thought 'he's one of the good ones' about no one in particular

dancing queen

i am in the 'family' section of my video store and they are playing sexual healing

i am sitting in my bed and i am saying "real bad"

just thought "squidly diddly" and laughed out loud whilst watching lord of the rings: return of the king

i just looked up recluse in the dictionary

said out loud "i wanna book nook" after seeing a bookstore called 'book nook"

thought the word "ironic" over and over until i couldn't remember what it meant anymore and just started to think about ironing

i keep snacks under the pillow next to my pillow

thought "am i flirting with the guy working at pita pit?" whilst flirting with the guy working at pita pit

just thought the word "scallywag" in regards to a specific person and it made me giggle to myself

the three loneliest words in the english language: "no network connection"

memory

i just bookmarked a recipe for lemon slice from the women's weekly website

i am listening to "alternative hip hop"

i had an idea for a poem but i don't remember it anymore so here's this

whilst reading about inflation theory i feel extremely and constantly baffled about my own existence

just want to get Crash Bandicoot so I can play Hog Wild

thought "i like the world" and immediately after thinking this, swerved to avoid hitting a parked car

why am i following tom felton on twitter

accidentally opened facebook twice in my browser and said out loud "double facebook" in a goofy accent

i just thought "nice jean jacket bro" and then thought about jean jackets for a while

just felt an overwhelming urge to call everyone in close proximity a dick

one of the birds at my work makes noises that sound like "whoooop there it is"

today i made fun of sam's glasses and he said "at least i don't have orthodox jew hair", what

whilst talking about wisdom teeth i think that my life doesn't feel like my own life

tasmanian tiger

my flat mate bought me home a muffin

how 'bout that reggae music

want to be eating vegan sausage rolls wit chu

i tried to go onto facebook on my phone but it was weird

no matter what, there is this notebook and me

the last two things i searched were 'full house' and 'how do whirlpools form?'

my shoulders are carrying the weight of my backpack and other things too

i feel a community of hurt

sometimes i think that the ocean air transforms me

may our collective sadness be remedied by pictures of cats on the internet

heavy love

home is where ever my mac book is

feel like being emoshunal is my livelihood

lets go get burger king

i just got tofu and soy milk from the supermarket (i don't even know who i am anymore)

there are 5 daddy long legs spiders in my bathroom die motherfuckers

i want to listen to transcription of organ music forever and never go to sleep

i suddenly yell I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH MY LIFE and you look at me weird

sometimes when i walk down the street i close my eyes for as long as i can as an exercise in fearlessness

i cry so much just thinking of the people down there


CHCH man, it's so upsetting. Hope you are all okay.

I am the last of a lost civilization

feel like i am waiting for something indeterminate

i go onto facebook late at night and comment on lots of shit

on a blank word document i write 'goals for the future' in arial size twelve font

this morning i lay in bed thinking about things and out loud i say 'fuck'

why do i always cry when i watch animal planet

my sister has bio dome on dvd

feeling shit about things and then writing poems about it and feeling substantially better

i wonder if i am the kind of person who would enjoy doing a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle

on the back of the bathroom door it says 'yo dawg'

saying 'shit' and 'fuck' a lot apparently but trying not to BECAUSE I'M A LADY

when the sun don't shine, you aren't mine

i hate myself when i make bad metaphors (all the tizzime)

in the morning i am on my laptop and i don't even realise that outside exists yet

today at work a cat sneezed directly into my face

i am in a forest and i forget everything else

a kebab shop in the middle of a mall is probably not the best place for introspection

my feet are in a stream and i feel happy

okay, sweet, i want a mcflurry

i am looking up how to make sangria

i play my bass and then get bored and write a short story about dinosaurs

love goes on anyway

i feel really ridiculous listening to dr dre in my car

sometimes i forget that people exist and then i remember and i'm like oh

i feel like a sneaky teenager

on my way to work thinking that no one will ever love me again

no, i don't want to watch princess diaries 2 but thanks for asking

i just txt susie saying 'let's grow old together in a non-lesbian way'

secretly resent people who say that they 'love life'

i am watching a show where jamie oliver is making bread

reading all of this stuff about the triune brain hypothesis and thinking 'science rules'

hunger

i have really bad letters in my scrabble game, all vowels, goddamn it

made important life decision at 12:38am

i have eleven tabs open on my firefox browser

there are more good days than bad days

i want to write a series of poems about dinosaurs

the smell of sunscreen on skin

my dad is humming a george michael song, shame dad

i've forgotten what my favourite things are

no one knows me like you do

here i am, looking up turkey puns on the internet

i flail my arms around wildly and my cat thinks i'm weird

i am wearing socks in bed and it is summertime

i'm going to write a poem and call it 'mammalian loneliness'

some of my poems got published here, and that's nice

get ready for love

the thought of eating this caramel koala is making me nauseous

i just had to look up how to spell nauseous

tonight i saw a shooting star and afterwards jumped up and down in excitement

i think i am attracted to people who have an unquantifiable sadness

i noticed that your hand was shaking and i wondered if i was the kind of girl that makes boys nervous

a high school girl just pulled a west side at me from a bus

i wish i meant more to you than a text message

i never know when it is appropriate to hug someone

in your car, there are always beer bottles clinking under the seats

i picked my friend a bunch of daisies from my backyard and she put them in her hair

i spend a lot of my life reading poems on the internet