i just bookmarked a recipe for lemon slice from the women's weekly website
i am listening to "alternative hip hop"
i had an idea for a poem but i don't remember it anymore so here's this
whilst reading about inflation theory i feel extremely and constantly baffled about my own existence
just want to get Crash Bandicoot so I can play Hog Wild
thought "i like the world" and immediately after thinking this, swerved to avoid hitting a parked car
why am i following tom felton on twitter
accidentally opened facebook twice in my browser and said out loud "double facebook" in a goofy accent
i just thought "nice jean jacket bro" and then thought about jean jackets for a while
just felt an overwhelming urge to call everyone in close proximity a dick
one of the birds at my work makes noises that sound like "whoooop there it is"
today i made fun of sam's glasses and he said "at least i don't have orthodox jew hair", what
whilst talking about wisdom teeth i think that my life doesn't feel like my own life