i feel really ridiculous listening to dr dre in my car
sometimes i forget that people exist and then i remember and i'm like oh
i feel like a sneaky teenager
on my way to work thinking that no one will ever love me again
no, i don't want to watch princess diaries 2 but thanks for asking
i just txt susie saying 'let's grow old together in a non-lesbian way'
secretly resent people who say that they 'love life'
i am watching a show where jamie oliver is making bread
reading all of this stuff about the triune brain hypothesis and thinking 'science rules'