curly hair liberation
my life mainly consists of driving other people's cars, eating chips/dip and cats in general
RT @and_susan: "I'd like to show him my lower Manhattan" #satc
RT @tobiasbrockie: when people shorten january to "jan" it just makes me think of middle-aged women with short hair
pasta for two for one
calling winz and singing the hold music when the guy answers #shamebro
RT @anikainpink: e-you and e-me.
oh man, crying so bad RT @CheeseontoastNZ: 6.18pm: PM Key confirms 65 dead
i just thought 'stir fry and laurie' #gchatconversations
RT @linguish: wanna wrap myself in the internet like an oversized hoodie
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams #dropitlikeitshot
actually had a dream where i was scrolling through my twitter feed
my job title is "Avian Rehabilitation Assistant" #legit
today my grandma said i should "play the field"
i just thought "what is this strange sensation on my legs" and then i was like "oh, i'm wearing pants"
not good at "irl"
@and_susan re: my new baby niece: "FRESH LIFE"
RT @holiecrap: hey guys get with the program this isn't ice hockey this is life
alarm went off at 6.45am and i immediately thought I H8 LIFE whilst trying to avoid pillow drool
a danger to society whenever i ride my bike
let's just pretend i haven't spent the afternoon listening to phil collins songs on youtube
RT @crispinbest: drinkin some coffee-ass coffee
RT @and_susan let me come to a foreign country so i can go on the internet with you
"i wish we could do a friendship montage of us" - @and_susan
listen to nothing but 90s r&b
thought "wow, this person has exactly the same taste in music as me!" whilst looking at my own last fm profile
RT @and_susan ok i just spent the entire day on effing tinychat
open @sweningsings in browser
i cuddled a swan today #hehe
seems like everything is going to be okay when i have my hot water bottle
when i say i'm "writing poetry" i mean i'm sitting in silence, staring into space & barely typing for 45 mins
been listening to nothing but this mount eerie album for about a week
how am i a thing
live tweeting Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls with @sweningsings @and_susan http://twitpic.com/5v20li
RT @spencermadsen: livetweeting being alone in my room
considering the merits of waking susie up by playing "i wanna fuck you" by akon