january
curly hair liberation
my life mainly consists of driving other people's cars, eating chips/dip and cats in general
RT @and_susan: "I'd like to show him my lower Manhattan" #satc
RT @tobiasbrockie: when people shorten january to "jan" it just makes me think of middle-aged women with short hair
feb
pasta for two for one
calling winz and singing the hold music when the guy answers #shamebro
RT @anikainpink: e-you and e-me.
oh man, crying so bad RT @CheeseontoastNZ: 6.18pm: PM Key confirms 65 dead
i just thought 'stir fry and laurie' #gchatconversations
march
RT @linguish: wanna wrap myself in the internet like an oversized hoodie
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams #dropitlikeitshot
actually had a dream where i was scrolling through my twitter feed
my job title is "Avian Rehabilitation Assistant" #legit
today my grandma said i should "play the field"
i just thought "what is this strange sensation on my legs" and then i was like "oh, i'm wearing pants"
april
not good at "irl"
@and_susan re: my new baby niece: "FRESH LIFE"
RT @holiecrap: hey guys get with the program this isn't ice hockey this is life
alarm went off at 6.45am and i immediately thought I H8 LIFE whilst trying to avoid pillow drool
a danger to society whenever i ride my bike
may:
let's just pretend i haven't spent the afternoon listening to phil collins songs on youtube
RT @crispinbest: drinkin some coffee-ass coffee
RT @and_susan let me come to a foreign country so i can go on the internet with you
"i wish we could do a friendship montage of us" - @and_susan
listen to nothing but 90s r&b
thought "wow, this person has exactly the same taste in music as me!" whilst looking at my own last fm profile
june
RT @and_susan ok i just spent the entire day on effing tinychat
open @sweningsings in browser
i cuddled a swan today #hehe
seems like everything is going to be okay when i have my hot water bottle
when i say i'm "writing poetry" i mean i'm sitting in silence, staring into space & barely typing for 45 mins
july
been listening to nothing but this mount eerie album for about a week
how am i a thing
live tweeting Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls with @sweningsings @and_susan http://twitpic.com/5v20li
RT @spencermadsen: livetweeting being alone in my room
considering the merits of waking susie up by playing "i wanna fuck you" by akon
aw man. good year. you realise this was the first year we have seen each other more than twice in a year. have we done twice before? i can't remember...
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